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fmylife: Today, I went home with a guy I just met in a bar. I went to the bathroom real quick, and when I came out I was greeted by him with a 12 inch strap-on dildo on his head, and the words “I’m gonna fuck you like a unicorn.” FML




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    Today, I went home with a guy I just met in a bar. I went to the bathroom real quick, and when I came out I was greeted...
  4. -everyonehateskc reblogged this from captainstevexxx and added:
    oh my god. I want this to happen to me. I would be excited frankly.
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    What a Kodak moment. Hilarious.
  12. caresaboutstickpenalties reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    That’s actually totally awesome.
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  20. crackalackin reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAARLIE
  21. feeling-so-shady reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    LMAO. This seriously made me LOL.